Friday, October 12, 2007

forward

the shortest fairy tale ever

once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "will you marry me?"

the guy said "no" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

the end.

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