mn state fair

tonight, the bf and i will tackle the great minnesota get together.

if you saw me, or knew me, you wouldn't think that i'm a state fair girl.

and you'd probably be right, except that i heart:
* corn dogs
* "what not to wear"
* bright lights
* hush puppies
* mini-donuts
* suburb hoochies
* the biggest pig
* fried green tomatoes

i hate crowds. but i love games, people, and excitement. wouldn't it be fun if the bf won a prize for me playing some 'big, strong man' game? how perfectly cliche and datey! wouldn't it be better if i won a prize for him?

i just want some fair food. and to see this year's biggest pig. in that order. i can only stay in the barn for a couple of minutes, for i have a weak city girl stomach. the only prerequisites for tonight are low expectations for the scene and high expectations for a tummy bloat. oh, and i am prepared to see the usual cornucopia of fanny packs, mullets, and "omg! did you see that?"s.

the minnesota state fair is something you have to go to once to say you went, and then you've had your fill for another year. thankfully. tonight is that night for me. hope yours is as filled with boobage as mine will be.