like, totally

on my way back from the mailbox this afternoon, a gentleman in a suit called out to me, 'you're not going to jd hoyt's, are you?'

'nope, going back to work.'

'where do you work?' as he approached.

sigh. i knew where this was going.

he asked what i do. he asked if i knew anyone who did sports marketing. he asked if i liked athletes. he asked where i like to go out. he asked where the bf likes to take me.

i asked why his ring tone was the typical asian ring. i asked if he only likes asians.

he said he just got back from japan and he knew chinese.

he did, and i understood.

he asked me where i was born. i told him.

he was surprised and said, 'really? you have a southern accent.'

southern?!

he quickly reneged and said, 'actually, not southern, more valley. like southern california.'

awesome.